1 week

I know I've only been at it for one week now, but I'm really killin' it at this thing called 'LIFE'. I like to be awake during the day and sleep at night. I'm hungry every 3 hours on the dot, and I polish off a bottle in under 5 minutes. And I keep that food down, no spit up here. I really don't like having my diaper changed, but come on- who does, am I right? And these people I live with... the big ones love to hold me and love me, and the one called Mom can't stop kissing me. The little ones, they actually FIGHT over doing things for me - basically, I'm a rockstar people.